Fun-New Commandments?

[Beautiful_Dreamer]

Just for fun (or serious, you decide), what are some commandments you would add to the original 10?

Here are some of mine:

Thou Shalt Not be a jerk to people just because they don't think like you.

Thou Shalt Not change the radio station without asking in someone else's car when you are not driving.

Thou Shalt wash your hands after using the bathroom (my college ex needs this...)

What are some of yours?

[Acumen]

Hmm . . . Thou shalt not stare just because a pretty woman walks by.  And if you do, make sure you're wearing sunglasses.   

[Acumen]

Thou shalt not criticize thy wife.

Thou shalt not pretend to listen to thy wife when thy attention is elsewhere.

Thou shalt not avoid thy wife's family functions.

Thou shalt not leave the toilet seat up.

Thou shalt not neglect to load the dishwasher when dirty dishes are in thy sink.

Thou shalt not do thy laundry only, but the laundry of thy wife also.

Thou shalt not avoid training with thy wife when she runs in triathlons.

Thou shalt not forget to capture photographs when thy wife crosses the finish line.

Thou shalt not be too tired to message thy wife after triathlon is over.

(These are all hypothetical of course)

 

[jacknky]

Thou shalt remember you don't speak for God.

[SamKeck]

Not a Commandment, but it is Sam's Rule Number One:

 

NEVER TRY TO WISE UP A CHUMP!

[Acumen]

Thou shalt post more than 5 times.